Children who are born naked must be immediately swaddled to prevent their "new baby" smell from wafting out windows and attracting feral Peter Pans. Seal in your offspring's freshness with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of children's clothing, shoes, and accessories at Lil' Monster Clothing near the 101 Freeway in Calabasas. Family-owned Lil' Monster Clothing outfits infants, toddlers, and big kids in duds from fashionable European and American designers and brands. The Hula Mula Ava shift dress's black and white floral print and button shoulder straps distract from absentee front teeth ($52.50), and the Knuckleheads Rockabilly shirt ($48.50) ensures boys look stylish while swinging on the monkey bars or reading books written by Nora Ephron. Fresh parents can check out the baby gift sets to stay on their newborn's good side before he or she grows to be the strongest member of the family.
Three Yelpers give Lil' Monster Clothing a perfect five-star average:
- …a friend of mine…hooked me up with these guys so I don't feel like a complete yak at "family" Christmas parties (where there are an abundance of crawling, sprawling rug bunnies). – Jeffrey S.
- I've got a three year old son who is way too cool already for baby-gap. Lil Monsters got him hooked up with some of the coolest clothes anyone has seen on a tyke. – Rick B.