Like learning to speak Italian, eating Italian food requires the desire to explore a different culture, a mouth that opens and closes, and the ability to wrap your tongue around spaghetti. Partake in tasty eats with today’s Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of Italian fare at Lil Vinny’s Ristorante.
The culinary wizards at Lil Vinny’s Ristorante silence growling stomachs with a multifaceted menu of toothsome Italian fare. Kick off feeding frenzies with a stuffed portobello mushroom painted with a coat of balsamic glaze that harbors fresh mozzarella and roasted red peppers stowaways in its flat-capped hull ($10.95). Chefs hand-bread the chicken pomodoro ($15.95) to ensure complete coverage before pan-frying and crowning it with a scrumptious headdress of roma tomatoes and white vodka cream sauce. The roasted pork chop ($23.95) delights palates with a vinegar-pepper sauce and hilarious Winston Churchill impersonation. Landlubbing mouths find their sea taste buds between bites of pan-seared salmon ($21.95) that arrives at tables lounging on a golden beach of lemon risotto, lemon beurre blanc, and handsome asparagus lifeguards.