In emergency situations, moonlight reflected off pearly whites creates a beaming beacon that registers in the canine-visible spectrum of light. Equip your smile with brightness that definitely will one day save your life with today's Groupon: for $179, you get an in-office laser teeth-whitening treatment at Lillian Dental Center for Cosmetic & Implant Dentistry on Lillian Highway (a $600 value).
Using state-of-the-art dental technology, Dr. Chris Campus and his crew transform besmirched bicuspids into beautiful smiles. First, expert dental dynamos prep customers with a quick grill scrubbing to remove plaque. Then maw-mashers are coated with a LumiBrite hydrogen peroxide-infused gel that's activated with laser light to help break up stains and discoloration from years of drinking coffee and chewing crayons. After 30 minutes, mouths are rinsed clean with smiles brightened shades whiter. As an added bonus, fluoride is integrated into the LumiBrite formula, leaving teeth further protected from oral enemies such as demineralization, cavities, and spinach.