The majority of real-life lasers are productive members of society, contrary to their negative Hollywood portrayals as family-shrinkers and stealers of guns’ jobs. Discover the truth with today’s Groupon: for $159, you get one year of laser hair removal for four treatment areas at Lily of the Valley Spa (a $6,600 total value). Treatment areas include:
- Back and shoulders (a $250 value/treatment)
- Chest and abdominals (a $200 value/treatment)
- Forearms (a $75 value/treatment)
- Legs and buttocks (a $300 value/treatment)<p>
Lily of the Valley Spa’s staff of expertly trained technicians escorts unwanted strands away from corporeal premises via laser hair-removal services. Savvy skinscapers bombard hirsute treatment areas with depilatory beams of lasers harvested from the eyes of robots. The effulgent rays target each hair at its subcutaneous root, damaging the follicle to evict existing stubble and discourage future regrowth. A series of sessions held over the course of one year helps smoothen four epidermal zones, granting patrons sleek legs and hairless forearms primed for drag-free Macarena-offs.