Without modern electronics, mankind would have limited access to Bach’s symphonies, Hitchcock’s films, and Bob Saget’s dog and baby voiceovers. Stock up on entertaining appliances with today’s Groupon to Linsay. Choose between the following options:
- For $129, you get the V-5HD Android (a $309 value).
- For $199, you get the Star X-10HD Tablet (a $409 value).<p>
The sleek Star X-10HD Tablet shrinks the functionality of a PC down into a 10-inch color-screen tablet armed with a four-gigabyte hard drive, capable of supporting Microsoft Office applications, games, and WiFi. The tablet’s video player is made audible by a built-in stereo speaker, and a built-in microphone allows users to sing the alphabet loudly.
The V-5HD Android was originally constructed as a five-story novelty version of Linsay’s tablet before a shrink-ray zapped it down to a practical and ultraslim 5 inches. Its e-book function is capable of reading PDF, and WiFi functions allow users to access Skype and YouTube and google the name of the actor who played the tall, angry guy in Happy Gilmore.
Linsay Cosmos F-7HD Android Tablet
Fingers and tentacles dash across the slim 7-inch Cosmos tablet, summoning the Internet, e-books, and games to its glossy flat-screen display. A built-in WiFi card ensures easy browsing of the web as well as access to the Android marketplace—an entertainment superstore filled with thousands of apps. A front-facing webcam with a powerful microphone transmits online conversations and video capture, and a speaker belts out music and movie soundtracks. On a side panel, ports make it easy to transfer data to and from USB, HDMI, and other memory cards. The tablet's batteries can last through up to six hours of video playback or about four minutes of family vacation videos.