What You'll Get
Without modern electronics, mankind would have limited access to Bach's symphonies, Hitchcock's films, and Bob Saget's dog and baby voiceovers. Stock up on entertaining appliances with today's Groupon: for $99, you get the Android V-5HD from Linsay (a $309 value).
The Android V-5HD was originally constructed as a five-story novelty version of Linsay’s tablet before a shrink-ray zapped it down to a practical and ultraslim 5 inches. Armed with a 1.2 GHz dual-core processor and 4 GB of flash storage, the V-5HD smoothly runs applications, including the Microsoft Office suite, games, and more. The Android's multimedia player is made audible by a built-in stereo speaker, and a built-in microphone allows users to sing the alphabet loudly. Its e-book function is capable of reading PDF, and WiFi functions allow users to access Skype and YouTube and google the name of the actor who played the tall, angry guy in Happy Gilmore.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 15, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 4 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Online only. Extra 15% restocking fee for open returns. Valid only for FL residents. Shipping included. Not valid for shipping to PO or APO addresses. Please allow 7-10 days for shipping. Products are non-transferable. Returns must occur within 14 days of receiving goods. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Linsay Cosmos F-7HD Android Tablet
Fingers and tentacles dash across the slim 7-inch Cosmos tablet, summoning the Internet, e-books, and games to its glossy flat-screen display. A built-in WiFi card ensures easy browsing of the web as well as access to the Android marketplace—an entertainment superstore filled with thousands of apps. A front-facing webcam with a powerful microphone transmits online conversations and video capture, and a speaker belts out music and movie soundtracks. On a side panel, ports make it easy to transfer data to and from USB, HDMI, and other memory cards. The tablet's batteries can last through up to six hours of video playback or about four minutes of family vacation videos.