What You'll Get
Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Ensure your secrets are attractively concealed with today's Groupon: for $699, you get SmartLipo laser liposuction on your lower abdomen (up to a $4,800 value), sides/flanks (up to a $4,800 value), inner or outer thighs (up to a $3,200 value), or upper arms (up to a $2,800 value) at Lipo Center of South Florida in Plantation.
Lipo Center of South Florida molds unwanted curves and folds into smooth, streamlined skin with SmartLipo laser liposuction. Before beginning the shrinking treatment, Dr. Steven Cimerberg consults with each patient, then administers a local anesthesia and inserts a 1-millimeter, laser-bearing tube just below the skin. In the course of one to two hours, fat cells swoon at the sound of the laser’s captivating croon, melting like ice cubes under a burning gaze and draining harmlessly away from the body. Newly slenderized bods may experience light bruising, but the minimally invasive procedure generally allows a next-day return to work, sometimes with an encouraging hug from a compression garment. During the next three months, the laser’s spell continues to work its magic, further tightening treated skin.
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 26, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 96hr cancellation notice or fee up to 1/2 of Groupon price may apply. Non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.