What You'll Get
Losing weight is a challenge almost as difficult as reading an entire dictionary or climbing a tree that’s covered in canola oil. Take an expert approach to tackling the task of slimming down with today’s Groupon to Lipo Laser of Honolulu. Choose between the following options:
- For $199, you get three laser fat-loss treatments and an initial consultation (a $1,179 value).
- For $299, you get five laser fat-loss treatments and an initial consultation (a $1,879 value).<p>
The Yolo Meridian BCS LipoLaser––which targets such areas of the body as the waistline, the thighs, and the underarms––slims down physiques during virtually painless, noninvasive treatments. Before the series of 40-minute laser fat-loss sessions, an initial consultation with Dr. Pete Zavacki D.C. evaluates each client and supplies specific nutritional guidelines to achieve optimal weight-loss results. A safer alternative to liposuction and exercising with Billy Blanks, the fat-loss process shines cold, low-level lasers on the targeted area to liquefy fat cells and convert bodily fluff into water, fatty acids, and glycerol. As excess fat exits the body through normal, natural pathways, unwanted inches steadily shed, resulting in slenderer frames. Whole Body Vibration therapy immediately follows the session to stimulate the body’s reaction to the LipoLaser treatment and unamusing knock-knock jokes.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 24, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must schedule 1 week in advance of appointment. Must be 18 or older or accompanied by guardian. Must sign waiver. Services are non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.