Losing weight is a challenge almost as difficult as reading an entire dictionary or climbing a tree that’s covered in canola oil. Take an expert approach to tackling the task of slimming down with today's Groupon: for $899, you get six LipoLaser sessions at LipoLaser of Connecticut in Greenwich (a $2,333 value).
At LipoLaser of Connecticut, trained LipoLaser technicians combat planetary fat globules in six sessions administered over two weeks, helping to shape firm contours with a safe and noninvasive laser procedure. Taking a cue from molecular scientist Rick Moranis, the Lapex 2000 BCS uses cold, low-level laser light to shrink fat cells by opening them up and releasing the water, glycerol, and fatty acids stored inside. Patients feel little to no pain during the one-hour sessions as a technician places several laser paddles on their chosen target areas, which can include the belly, thighs, hips, arms, and chin. Since no surgical cuts are necessary, the procedure poses fewer health risks than invasive liposuction or running from Saharan lions in a black sweatsuit.
Though most patients can benefit from LipoLaser’s body-slimming technology, some health conditions may preclude treatment, and technicians hold an initial consultation to determine eligibility. The clinic will help to develop a personalized treatment plan for each customer, and with an average of 1.5–10 inches removed over the course of 9–18 sessions—the clinic's recommended number for optimal results—the treatment can also help to carve firm and flat pancake meadows from hilly muffin tops when paired with exercise and a healthy diet.
West Hartford Pain & Wellness Center
The trained technicians at West Hartford Pain & Wellness Center help patients slim down and combat cellulite with a variety of treatments. They take advantage of technology such as the Lapex 2000 LipoLaser, which is designed to rid bodies of subdermal stores of glycerol, water, and toxins. Newly smooth-skinned patrons walk from treatment rooms after body-contouring wraps, which may also shrink circumferences. Chatter drifts from rooms where nutritional counselors discuss rules for a healthy diet low in saturated fats and unstated rules at plastic-fruit museums. Following all treatments, weight-loss professionals work closely with each client to design a custom weight-loss program with meal plans, workouts, and supplements based on body type and hormonal imbalances.
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100 Melrose Ave.
Greenwich, Connecticut 06830