In one of Mother Nature’s greatest practical jokes, she made inner beauty twice as powerful as outer beauty, then concealed it behind the sternum, where only thoracic surgeons could appreciate it. Cultivate your exterior appeal instead with today's Groupon: for $60, you get a microdermabrasion facial (a $200 value) at the Liposuction & Cosmetic Surgery Institute, located in Arlington Heights, Oakbrook Terrace, and on North Rush Street in Chicago.
The Liposuction & Cosmetic Surgery's professional staff gently buffs skin to create smoother, younger looking façades during microdermabrasion facials. Equipped with a powerful hand-held device, a licensed beautifier lightly vacuums microcrystals along the skin, picking up stray pet hair and polishing away lollygagging dead cells from their epidermal lairs. The procedure can outfit outer layers with a revitalized glow and reduce the appearance of stretch marks, acne scars, and fine lines faster than a roadrunner scaling an escalator. Depending on the size of the treatment area, the microdermabrasion facial can take as little as 20 minutes to complete.
Liposuction & Cosmetic Surgery Institute
Cosmetic surgeon Dr. Leon Forrester Tcheupdjian has not only been in the lipo biz since 1981 but also has authored a textbook on the topic and developed several new surgical tools of the trade. Dr. T., who has dubbed himself "Lipodoc" and is backed up by Liposuction & Cosmetic Surgery Institute's team, specializes in all manner of fat removal and relocation, both by traditional means and with modern laser technology. He also wipes out wrinkles, veins, unwanted hair, and passé tattoos, and he is able to bring his treatments to many, since he speaks five languages, including Armenian, Arabic, and pigeon.