What You'll Get
Harmful toxins enter the body every day as people consume seemingly innocuous meals, breathe in polluted air, and recreate superhero-origin catastrophes. Purge your body of unwelcome elements with today’s Groupon for LIV Juice cleanses. Groupon holders may pick up their juice at LIV Juice’s location in Woodside or opt to have juice shipped to their doors for an additional fee (not included with today’s Groupon). Choose from the following options:
- For $39, you get a one-day BeEase Cleanse-Until-Dinner cleanse (a $79 value).
- For $99, you get a two-day BeRestful cleanse (a $199 value).
- For $1,199, you get a BeClean Cleanse-Every-Month package, including 12 two-day cleanses (a $2,399 value).<p>
LIV Juice packs every detoxifying cleanse with a salubrious blend of local, fresh, and organic fruits and vegetables that boost energy and help patrons turn over a new leaf in their dietary habits. Each cleanse offers both mellow and intense formulas, allowing guzzlers to select a liquid concoction commensurate with their palate, juice tolerance, and penchant for kayaking down lava flows. The one-day BeEase Until-Dinner cleanse helps counteract months of ingesting processed foods with four gluten-free, wheat-free potions, which purge toxins during a daylight semifast while still allowing drinkers to indulge in an evening meal. Ideal for recharging over the weekend, a two-day BeRestful cleanse restores digestive integrity, nourishing bodies with four bottles of green and vegetable juices, one bottle of protein-packed nut milk, and a citrusy helping of master lemonade each day.
For long-term detoxification, the BeClean Cleanse-Every-Month package gifts guzzlers a two-day cleanse 12 times a year, aiming to amp up energy and purge stomachs of trace elements of Twinkies consumed during the Truman administration. Juice-ologists mix all potions from seasonal, fresh ingredients, so each bottle of juice may have a different blend of food-pyramid elites such as green apples, kale, rainbow chard, parsley, ginger, and fennel.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 30, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Not valid until 11/1/11. Valid only for option purchased. Extra fee for delivery. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.