Isaac Newton discovered gravity not when cranially assaulted by a falling apple, but upon noticing his sagging jowls while examining the forehead bruise in the mirror. Help reverse the Newtonian burden with today's Groupon: for $75, you get 15 units of Botox at LivingYoung Center in Seminole (a $150 value). Eligible treatment areas include forehead wrinkles, glabellar frown lines, crow’s-feet, chin creases, eyebrow lift, smile lift, and neckline. Click here for the average number of units required for each treatment area.

LivingYoung Center’s experienced clinicians banish traitorous wrinkles from facial kingdoms with Botox injections. Harvard-trained Dr. Karen Singer and facial-anatomy expert Dr. Ernest McDowell administer each infusion with sure hands seasoned over the course of thousands of prior injections. After an initial consultation, microfine needles slip deftly below patients’ skins, foiling muscles’ wrinkle making with precisely delivered potions and sternly worded letters. Once pricked, the offending tissue loses its ability to contract, gradually leading to pristine smoothness in five to seven days, although some mugs may take up to two weeks to achieve full sleekness.

Muscles remain obediently immobile for up to three to four months, during which time the shoulders and back take in their mail and water their plants. FDA-approved Botox injections require virtually no downtime, so patients can keep their daily face-time commitments without skipping a beat. LivingYoung’s upscale, earth-toned office even includes a kid-friendly media room, where tykes whose parents are with the doctor watch movies in theater-like majesty.

Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Botox here.