If a picture is worth a thousand words, then a photo shoot is equivalent to a writer's workshop, but with more sunlight and fewer lassos made out of typewriter ribbon. Pen a photographic novella with today's Groupon: for $50, you get a one-hour on-location photo shoot and DVD of at least 25 high-resolution images from LM Photography (a $100 value). Snap-savvy shutterbug Ilze Sabule clicks away the days, using natural light to capture smiles and memories in the tri-state area. Have her sally forth to a church to document a christening, mosey to your house to memorialize a party, or chase you to a stable to exploit your fear of piebald horses. Every customer receives a DVD (mailed within seven days) of at least 25 cryogenically frozen, high-resolution life moments that have been enhanced and retouched, as well as a photo release for additional prints later on. Eager photophiles can view Sabule's work at her online gallery.