Sharing is preposterously overrated, as any preschooler will gladly tell you after finishing the crayon he’s chewing on. Nosh generous portions with zero need to share, using this offer at Egg Roll Express, where you’ll receive $30 worth of egg rolls, Szechwan Shrimp, Orange Chicken and much more for $15.

Egg Roll Express is the number one answer after a long day of stress, especially when you find yourself suddenly making that face that only happens when you contemplate slaving over dinner. Here's an idea: just don’t do it. Let the masters make quick work of your meal instead, whipping up dishes they’re endeared for, like Orange Fish Filet, lightly fried and toasted with red chiles and fresh, zesty orange peel, or perhaps one of the wide number of fried rices, like the pineapple & sweet corn variety–always a favorite. Considering that Egg Roll Express caters to vegetarians and meat lovers alike, you’re sure to spy something scintillating on the menu that’s fast, fresh, delicious, and designed for you.