Despite their destructive cinematic depictions, most lasers are content with assisting slideshow presentations and translating DVDs for people who don't speak fluent binary. Embrace the altruistic portion of the electromagnetic spectrum with this Groupon.
$899 for Six Zerona Laser Treatments ($2,500 Value)
During 40-minute treatments, Zerona’s FDA-approved low-level laser sweeps over targeted areas, where it emulsifies and releases fat cells’ contents for natural eviction through the lymphatic system. For optimal results, the six treatments should be scheduled over a two-week period.
LoHi Lipo Laser
The team at LoHi Lipo Laser, a certified Zerona Clinic, targets stubborn fat deposits during noninvasive laser slimming treatments. As clients recline on a treatment table or levitate in midair, low-level-laser diodes pass over the skin, sending light energy through fat-cell membranes and causing them to break down. Sessions come with neither the risks nor the downtime of surgery. Multiple appointments may be required to yield optimal results.
The clinic's menu of services also includes traditional chiropractics, massage, acupuncture, holistic nutrition, and schvitzes in the infrared sauna.