Despite their destructive cinematic depictions, most lasers are content with assisting slideshow presentations and translating DVDs for people who don't speak fluent binary. Embrace the altruistic portion of the electromagnetic spectrum with today's Groupon: for $999, you get six Zerona body-slimming laser treatments at LoHi Lipo Laser (a $2,500 value).
Led by Doctor of Chiropractic Jake Simpson, the figure-shaping team at LoHi Lipo Laser smoothes the appearance of cellulite with 45-minute noninvasive Zerona laser treatments. As clients recline on a massage table or levitate in mid-air, Zerona-certified technicians pass the laser over the skin, where it liquefies the cell-bound fat and releases it into the space between cells. The lymphatic system absorbs and metabolizes the fat, ushering it toward the exits. While lasers battle fat cells beneath the surface, clients read, meditate, or read about dogs who meditate. The Zerona laser targets specific hard-to-exercise areas and can show smoother skin in six sessions.
The ceiling-high windows in LoHi Lipo Laser's waiting room let in plenty of natural light for identifying last-minute trouble spots or signs of vampirism. The clinic's modern loft space is brought down to earth by touches of greenery and soothing dark wood accents.
LoHi Lipo Laser
The team at LoHi Lipo Laser, a certified Zerona Clinic, targets stubborn fat deposits during noninvasive laser slimming treatments. As clients recline on a treatment table or levitate in midair, low-level-laser diodes pass over the skin, sending light energy through fat-cell membranes and causing them to break down. Sessions come with neither the risks nor the downtime of surgery. Multiple appointments may be required to yield optimal results.
The clinic's menu of services also includes traditional chiropractics, massage, acupuncture, holistic nutrition, and schvitzes in the infrared sauna.
2525 15th St.
Denver, Colorado 80211