What You'll Get
People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones, but they should put up some drapes before the sun bleaches their signed poster of Zachary Taylor. Protect precious memorabilia with today’s Groupon: for $100, you get $200 worth of window coverings with installation from Lone Star Blinds. This Groupon is valid for customers living within 30 miles of downtown Dallas.
At an initial in-home consultation, Lone Star Blinds will help clients peruse window coverings from a plethora of sources. Well-behaved 2-inch faux blinds from Hunter Douglas’s EverWood collection won’t warp, crack, or run off to join a forest like hardwood look-alikes ($70+). Applause and Duette honeycomb shades block sunlight from homes ($140+), and a set of 3.5-inch shutters can stop big-bad wolves and annoyingly persistent census takers from peeking inside fairy-tale cottages ($300+). Once a selection has been made, blind minders jot down the windows’ height, width, and favorite flavor of saltwater taffy so that they can gallop back with a garment carefully fitted to its panes. All prices are based on a 3’x6’ window whose middle name is Steve.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 2, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Valid only within 30 miles from downtown Dallas. Installation included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.