What You'll Get
Stop hiding under wide-brimmed hats and curtains of hair with today's Groupon to Lone Tree Facial Plastic & Cosmetic Surgery Center. For $42, you can indulge in an $85 microdermabrasion treatment that will have you pouting and posing for the next available camera, mirror, or hunter-gatherer.
Microdermabrasion is a mechanical exfoliation procedure designed to slough off unsightly dead skin cells and stimulate new cell growth. In less than an hour, you’ll emerge with a glowing, more vibrant complexion. The pain-free procedure can also help reduce fine lines and acne scars.
Holiday functions require face time with the people you normally only interact with via email, text message, or holography talk-machine. This treatment not only beautifies skin, but also will help to boost confidence for all your upcoming in-person encounters with Fred and Ben Savage.
Testimonials on Lone Tree’s site rave about the life-changing results of its treatments and procedures:
What's On Tap in the World of Mechanical Procedures
Now that it's possible to remove dead skin cells with a simple, pain-free mechanical procedure, scientists can turn their attention to other pressing issues that could benefit from a mechanical solution. In the coming months, Americans should be able to purchase machines to:
- Make it easier to fish from a helicopter
- Replace adult feet with children's feet in order to save money by purchasing kid's shoes
- Embalm faster
- Perform Super Bowl halftime shows
- Transfer digital photos to coffee mugs
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About Lone Tree Facial Plastic & Cosmetic Surgery Center
As a double board-certified facial plastic and reconstructive surgeon with more than 25 years of experience, Dr. Rick Schaler, M.D., F.A.C.S. helps his patients looks their best by revising their features. Dr. Schaler and his staff are dedicated to creating a warm and welcoming environment for all of their patients and help them achieve their aesthetic needs through their collaborative and expansive skill set. Eyelid lifts can open up tired or droopy eyes, while rhinoplasty aim to restore symmetry to noses. Less invasive options include beauty injections and dermal fillers, laser hair removal, and laser skin resurfacing.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 11, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. May purchase multiple as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is invalid. Not valid with other offers. Gratuity not accepted. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.