Dirty clothes are traditionally worn only by grungy rock stars, vagabonds, and royals pretending to be regular people for the purpose of understanding life outside castle walls. If you don't fit into one of these categories, pick up today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of dry-cleaning services at Lone Star Cleaners & Laundry, good at both Dallas locations.

Lone Star Cleaners has stamped out stains and laundered linens in the Dallas-Fort Worth area since 1994. This expert clean-house offers an array of dry-cleaning services for sullied cloths of all shapes, sizes, and delicacy levels. Submit a two-piece suit ($12), shirt ($6), and tie ($5) for dry cleaning, or complement a newly cleansed cape ($9) with a blemish-less blouse ($6), and expert shoe shine ($6). Lone Star Cleaners will also help you get a soothing, spring-fresh night of sleep with pristinely pressed sheets ($8), pillowcases ($2.95), and comforters ($21), or remedy the results of another failed dinner-party trick with a thorough tablecloth cleansing ($15+). The careful cleansers are also ably equipped to handle all levels of frumpled fancery from tuxedos to formal gowns, though items made with silk, linen, beading, or whole corn cobs may be subject to additional fees.