Jaded by fireworks and gag pens, popcorn kernels remain the only objects on Earth that people jump toward when they explode. Butter-up your palate with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of gourmet popcorn and confections at Lonestar Gourmet Popcorn in Flower Mound.

Lonestar slings sacks of kernels that erupt with flavor upon contact with anticipating taste buds. A large bag of traditional, butter popcorn coats hands so they can easily slide out of door jams and awkwardly long handshakes ($4.95). For colorful confectionary consumption, grab a medium bag of candied cornfetti that entices the eyes while sating sweet teeth ($15.50). Lonestar also houses a variety of themed popcorn packages for special occasions, commemorating birthdays, showing teacher appreciation, and saying "thank you." A platinum 2-gallon tin filled to the brim with one popcorn flavor allows patrons to bury freshly popped kernels in their backyards for later peckish generations to unearth ($15.95+). View Lonestar's robust menu to play matchmaker between your palate and handfuls of delectable delights.