Elementary school taught us that the back bone is connected to the neck bone, but it neglected to inform us that both are connected to our ability to cry. Get your head on straight with today's deal: for $49, you get an exam, x-rays and a 30-minute massage (a $415 value) or a consultation and a one-hour massage (a $160 value) at Long Beach Spine and Rehabilitation in Long Beach. The official chiropractor of the OC Roller Girls, Long Beach Spine and Rehabilitation specializes in treating the bony foundations of athletes, seniors, and children. In the comprehensive treatment, Dr. Callotta will conduct an exam, take x-rays of your insides, and entertain you with shadow-puppet renditions of your favorite Judge Judy episodes. The skilled pain tamer will then knead away knots during a muscle-melting massage; at the end of your session, the specialist will conduct a verbal report of their findings. Alternately, clients can simply opt for a consultation and one-hour massage, freeing a stress speculator to thoroughly appraise your flesh terrain for antique tension deposits and smuggled femurs.

Reviews

Five Yelpers give Long Beach Spine and Rehab an average of four stars and say:

• If you are looking for a chiropractor in Long Beach who knows what he or she is doing, you found the place! – Anne K.
• I walked in the door I felt welcomed. Every member of her staff has always been friendly and enjoyable to talk to. They never seem to busy to answer any questions I have had. – Christina I.