What You'll Get
Dirty clothes are traditionally worn only by grungy rock stars, vagabonds, and royals pretending to be "regular people" for the purpose of understanding life outside castle walls. Avoid hilarious and tragic misunderstandings with today's deal: for $15, you get $30 worth of dry cleaning and clothes-laundering services from Long Island Laundry and Dry Cleaning, a stain-busting operation located in Glen Cove and serving a huge area with hot, fresh, free pick-up and delivery.
For a straightforward solution to a slightly leaning mountain of soiled vestments, take advantage of Long Island Laundry and Dry Cleaning's standard residential wash-and-fold laundering service. Wash up to 10 pounds of cloth-based body bindings for $14, and cleanse each additional pound for $1 more (large or specialty items are priced separately). Air-drying and hangers are provided for free if requested.
For delicates, luxury fabrics, or draconically demanding dry-clean-only tagged items, opt for the life-extending, grime-obliterating powers of Long Island Laundry and Dry Cleaning's dry cleaning services. Renew a suit for $11.29 (silk suits for $16.99) or a men's shirt for $5.49 (linen or silk shirts cost $7.49). Gently scour women's cotton blouses for $4.29 and men's or women's dresses for $11.99 ($12.99 for silk, satin, or velvet). Skirts and pants can be flushed of dust for $5.79 (silk, satin, or velvet skirts for $7.49), and alien bile is removed from white lab coats for $5.99.
All services can be redeemed with drop-off and pick-up at the Glen Cove storefront, but to launder with ease, opt for free pick-up and delivery service at home or the office. Like the lottery, this Groupon also pays out an additional $20 discount on future service, to be redeemed in $5 increments off your next four orders at Long Island Laundry and Dry Cleaning. And, if you're unsatisfied with any aspect of the cleanery's service, they'll ask no questions and redo the job at no extra charge.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 22, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.