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What You'll Get
Inaccessible to the hands, back musculature often falls prey to freeloading Kick Me signs and hitchhiking parrots. Liberate a beleaguered back with today’s Groupon to Longevity Wellness Group. Choose between the following options:
- For $39, you get a chiropractic-service package (a $155 total value). The package includes:<p>
- A one-hour chiropractic massage (an $80 value)
A MyoVision stress-analysis body scan (a $75 value)<p>
- For $59, you get a 90-minute chiropractic massage (a $195 value).<p>
The licensed massage therapists at Longevity Wellness Group suss out sources of tension with innovative MyoVision scans and obliterate them with chiropractic-massage treatments. During the massage, staffers employ Swedish and Esalen techniques to soothe aching muscles, restore the body’s balance, and stimulate blood circulation and rumors about toe layoffs in the body. Chiropractic massage can assist clients with maladies such as back pain or high blood pressure, and it can quicken recovery from surgery.
The 90-second MyoVision scan reads the voltage emitted by muscles to help the therapist to customize the patient’s massage session. A NASA scientist designed the noninvasive, computerized scan as a way to determine if visiting extraterrestrials are seeking wholesale destruction of human society or just backrubs.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 13, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Longevity Wellness Group
Licensed massage therapists, a health coach, an acupuncturist, a medical doctor, and a chiropractor comprise Longevity Wellness Group’s staff. Together, they provide patients with natural solutions to their chronic aches, including massage, acupuncture, gentle exercise, and spinal adjustment. Though many come in with similar pains, the staff tailors each treatment to the body’s unique needs, physical condition, and tendency to release a banshee scream whenever in child's pose.