The Tooth Fairy is a burglarizing fetishist specializing in black-market ivory trade, and she must be stopped. Today’s Groupon helps keep teeth in mouths and out of the hands of maniacal, winged phantasms: for $49, you get a cleaning, an exam, and x-rays at Longwood Dental Group in Brookline (a $356 value). The office is easily reachable from the C Line's Englewood Avenue stop on Beacon Street.

Longwood Dental Group is a group of 11 skilled specialists and general dentists who practice a wide range of services and techniques. During your new-patient exam ($102), an expert toothist will peer deep into your mouth for signs of trouble, take pictures of your teeth for Longwood's yearbook using state-of-the-art digital x-rays ($145), and address any concerns, pains, or existential ennui before de-gunking your charming chompers during the cleaning ($109). You’ll leave with a freshly cleaned smile and an up-to-date report on the state of your mouthbones.

Longwood Dental Group’s facility boasts an in-house laboratory and technician. The friendly and attentive staff keeps the office running like a fluoride-powered clock. Settle in to a comfy waiting room chair, lose yourself in the aerial photographs of the Boston skyline, and dream up an alternate, New York Yankee–free universe.

Reviews

Yelpers give Longwood Dental Group an average of 4.5 stars:

• When you step into Longwood Dental…you can see right away that the office is nice, clean and well-appointed. The people at the desk are friendly and attentive.The office runs like a well-oiled machine and I have never had to wait for more than a few minutes. – Lisa Beth K.
• Longwood dental is fabulous. The office is squeaky clean and the entire staff is awesome…I've had a couple of major procedures that were easy thanks to their expertise. Everyone is friendly and very professional… – danna r.