There's nothing more beautiful than the innocence of a child, unless that child is covered in pie filling. Out-beauty pie-gobbling youth with the help of today's Groupon to Lords & Ladies Salon. Choose between the following options:
- For $25, you get two Fantasy airbrush tans (a $50 value).
- For $22, you get a mani-pedi (a $45 value).
The experienced body gilders at Lords & Ladies Salon pamper corporeal forms in a soothing environment. Prepare for confident poolside lounging with the 15-minute Fantasy airbrush tan, which sprays epidermises with a safe, FDA-approved mixture that darkens skin evenly. The airbrush technology avoids the streaks of more erratic spray-tanning methods, such as playing paintball at a nudist colony, with darker color lasting up to seven days. For flash-seeking fingers, the 45-minute mani-pedi rehabs scraggy nails as technicians file away edges, shape cuticles, and hide translucent protein under a choice of chromatic coatings. Avoid chips by upgrading manicures or pedicures to shellac polish (each $5 extra).