The advent of professional dry cleaning had wide-ranging sartorial ramifications, instantly shattering the market for laminated shirts, disposable pants, and full-body bibs. Celebrate modern strategies for stain avoidance with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $55 worth of cleaning services at Lorraine Village Cleaners, located in Newtonville.

Since 1982, family-operated Lorraine Village Cleaners has rejuvenated garments to pristine form with meticulous cleaning services, all of which are performed on the premises to guarantee superior quality. The company’s stain slayers dry clean away blemishes across the garb gamut, giving a second chance to pants ($7+), blazers ($8.75), shirts ($6.75+), dresses ($14+), and sweaters ($6.75) too dirty for the cleaning solution of water, tears, and wishes used by many other cleaners.

The squad of dedicated degunkers will even dry clean the pie stains out of customers' napkins ($2) and tablecloths ($25) after intraneighborhood pie-eating contests or facilitate hygienic fort building with clean sets of bed sheets ($35) and blankets ($15+).