Pharaohs published the first newspapers to decree celebrity gossip, recruit new pyramid-building slaves, and house the advice column "Dear Sphinx: Help!" Today’s Groupon delivers news and stories in easy-to-digest, non-hieroglyphic form: for $33, you get an annual subscription to your choice of newspapers from Los Angeles Newspaper Group (a $75 value), which serves nearly 1.5 million Californian news-cravers every day. Click here to view the delivery area for each newspaper. Groupon holders must start subscriptions within three months of today.
Subscribers have their choice of five publications, each of which is delivered seven days a week. News buffs can catch up on local business news with the Pomona, Ontario–based Inland Valley Daily Bulletin, or find a superb, nearby Chinese restaurant with the The Sun. Peruse local sports recaps in the Pasadena Star-News or the Whittier Daily News, or quickly sift through the San Gabriel Valley Tribune to see if the paper printed the scathing "letter to the editor" that you skywrote with a biplane. The Los Angeles Newspaper Group publishes top-notch publications known for their trustworthy content and voluminous local coverage, providing the Los Angeles area with the latest news, sports, entertainment, and information on roaming ventriloquism gangs.
You can also use your Groupon for the E-Edition of each paper, which allows electro-readers to plot a course through an exact replica of the newspaper on their computers or personal IMAX theaters (recommended to experience newspapers in digital Dolby sound). For those sticking with the physical, ponderable newspaper, delivery is included in the subscription fee.