What You'll Get
For too long, the gentle laser has been forced into a mind-numbing existence of reading an endless number of bar codes and destroying planets. Give laser light a much-deserved career change with today's Groupon: for $99, you get six laser hair-reduction treatments for one area at Lose at Last Peoria (up to a $450 value). This Groupon is valid for the upper lip, chin, eyebrows, ears, back of the neck, underarms, and bikini line.
Lose at Last Peoria's founder Leanne Fusner employs a friendly staff and a Lightsheer ET laser to diminish undesirable hair from multiple bodily locales. Like a hiccupping disco ball, the high-powered, customizable laser emits light in pulses to target, burn, and nearly painlessly remove hair roots. Make room for milk-moustache modeling practice with a freshly polished upper lip (a $55 value/treatment), or eliminate noise-obscuring fuzz from ears (a $55 value/treatment). The quick treatments require no post-procedure downtime, allowing newly smooth clients to return to practicing advanced Slip 'n Slide maneuvers within an hour.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 3, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Must be 18 or older. New customers only. Valid only for upper lip, chin, brow, ears, neck, underarms, and bikini line. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.