For too long, the gentle laser has been forced into a mind-numbing existence of reading an endless number of bar codes and destroying planets. Give laser light a much-deserved career change with today's Groupon: for $99, you get six laser hair-reduction treatments for one area at Lose at Last Peoria (up to a $450 value). This Groupon is valid for the upper lip, chin, eyebrows, ears, back of the neck, underarms, and bikini line.
Lose at Last Peoria's founder Leanne Fusner employs a friendly staff and a Lightsheer ET laser to diminish undesirable hair from multiple bodily locales. Like a hiccupping disco ball, the high-powered, customizable laser emits light in pulses to target, burn, and nearly painlessly remove hair roots. Make room for milk-moustache modeling practice with a freshly polished upper lip (a $55 value/treatment), or eliminate noise-obscuring fuzz from ears (a $55 value/treatment). The quick treatments require no post-procedure downtime, allowing newly smooth clients to return to practicing advanced Slip 'n Slide maneuvers within an hour.