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Lotus Cosmetic Treatments' laser technicians harness the power of the Janssen Pro Wave laser to permanently vanquish unwanted hairs from the epidermis. While clients recline within one of Lotus's pleasant wood-floored treatment rooms, intense pulses of light zap the hair follicle, leaving surrounding skin unblemished. Technicians can banish hair from the chin and upper lip or can render underarms and bikini lines silky smooth. Like a hug from a snowman, the laser's cooling hand piece soothes and cools down skin, making it an ideal choice for treating sensitive regions.