What You'll Get
Compared to houses made of stone, buildings made of sticks and straw are 100% more likely to be blown away by wolves trying to steal your bacon. Protect homes from invading fairy-tale villains with today's Groupon: for $500, you get $1,000 toward natural stone and tile from Louis W. Mian, located on Rutherford Avenue. This Groupon is not valid for installation.
Louis W. Mian cloaks counters, vanities, and fireplaces in flat, shiny garments made from different types of natural stone and tile. Shoppers can visit the showroom to seek out inspiration from artful displays of stone furniture or to arm themselves with hundreds of removable sample boards to beat back the Tupperware gremlins living inside their kitchen cabinets. All staff members have experience with natural stone and can help counter coveters pick from more than 200 material options, including 1.25" thick white Carrara marble ($39/sq. ft.), 1.23" thick absolute black granite ($45/sq. ft.), and week-old pizza dough. Prices for custom jobs vary, but cutting and materials for a countertop, vanity top, or fireplace usually costs around $29 to $50 per square foot.
After selecting a material, homeowners can check out a full menu of edge details to round off sharp corners so it won't hurt when you are shoved against the kitchen wall in a game of linoleum hockey. Louis W. Mian can also help remodelers flatter floors with 12"x12" Crema Luna limestone tile ($11.95/sq. ft.) and other gridded groundcovers.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 2, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Not valid for installation. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.