Humankind has had an easier time controlling uncooperative hairs ever since George Lucas invented lasers. Stop your follicles in their tracks with the trusty blaster that is today’s Groupon: for $125, you get up to four laser hair-removal treatments from Louisville Laser on South Hurstbourne Parkway (up to a $916 value). This Groupon is not valid for back, chest, arm, or leg treatments and is good for only two treatments of the following packaged areas: full face and neck, women’s Brazilian, men’s full bikini, and men’s head and back of neck. Louisville Laser also offers other packaged deals for which you may use the full four treatments included with this Groupon, such as sideburns, cheeks, and jawline ($199 for men/$149 for women).

At Louisville Laser, clients can halt their hairs’ life cycles with the sultry caresses of a laser. Four sessions of most treatments are included, but each Groupon must be used to treat a single body area or packaged area. After a complimentary consultation to clear up your clinical confusions, certified practitioners will carefully fry follicles with targeted bursts of therapeutic heat from Candela lasers, which are friendly to all flesh styles. You can clear away unwelcome keratin deposits from neck fronts or backs ($149 for men/$129 for women), upper lips ($99), chin ($99), sideburns, cheeks, and jawline ($199 for men/$149 for women), panty-line bikini ($129), both underarms ($129), feet ($99), areolas ($99), stomach ($149), buttocks (with anal, $229 for men/$179 for women), happy trails ($99), and also deforest ear jungles ($99) or de-Bert your monobrows ($99). All prices listed are for single treatments.

Louisville Laser ensures customer privacy by offering private hair-harvesting rooms. Laser hair removal is completely safe, although some customers may experience mild side effects such as redness and swelling. Call ahead to schedule your appointment.

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