If left untreated, brown spots can quickly lead to black spots, which can quickly lead to black holes, which can suck down neighboring skin. Save your skin matter from bodytime deformations with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a 30-minute vein or brown-spot removal (up to a $399 value) from Louisville Laser Hair Removal on South Hurstbourne Parkway.

Louisville Laser, which specializes in halting the indomitable hair spirits that march across human skin, also aims its lasers at spider veins brown spots. Choose the vein treatment, which exterminates spindly pore pests covering the face, body, and legs ($249), or brown-spot removal, covering either your full face, chest, shoulders, arms, hands, or another small area of your choosing (one area only, up to $399). After a free consultation, a certified practitioner will use targeted bursts of therapeutic heat from Candela lasers, which are friendly to all flesh styles, to invade the epidermis and cool off the enraged blood vessels or melanin deposits for unwanted skin stains and spider webs.

Between laser blasts, special cooling technology keeps the upper skin layers safe from heat damage with spurts of cryogen. Louisville Laser ensures customer privacy by offering private rooms for confidential deveining and deblemishing procedures. Laser treatments are completely safe, although some customers may experience mild side effects, such as redness, swelling, and an appreciation for Euro pop.

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