Like a boomerang thrown by a vengeful ghost on a carousel, unwanted hair always returns. Throw your unwanted hair for a loop with today's Groupon to Lovelle Plastic Surgery, valid at the locations in Newton and Park City. Choose between the following options:

• For $99, you get three laser hair-removal treatments for either both underarms or two of the following facial areas: the upper lip, sideburns, jawline, chin, and neck area (up to a $400 value).
• For $149, you get three bikini-area laser hair-removal treatments (a $450 value).
  
  

A veteran of Columbia University’s medical program, Dr. Lovelle of Lovelle Plastic Surgery implements her expertise in pulverizing unwanted fuzz with safe, nonsurgical treatments. To minimize the appearance of hair, the certified staff sends laser light energy beneath the skin surface, paralyzing the follicle roots before they can grow out and attract protesters who live among their branches. Three laser hair-removal treatments can be used to exterminate outgrowth on the upper lip, chin, and neck or they can intervene to shear away the fleece growing beneath the underarms (both underarms count as one treatment). A bikini-area treatment smoothes out the borders of a bathing suit, preventing hair from trespassing and confining it to the museum of powdered wigs where it belongs.

While waiting, clients can sink into a padded black chair in the waiting room and gaze at the flat-screen TV or sip on a drink from the beverage bar. The professionals at Lovelle Plastic Surgery advise waiting three to four weeks between treatments, and all three treatments must be used by the expiration date.