The first graphic tees featured line graphs documenting the rise of T-shirt popularity and pie charts detailing the ratio of cotton to synthetic fibers. Plot a wardrobe change with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $25 worth of apparel and accessories in store and online at Loyal Army.

Loyal Army's devoted workforce designs, prints, and ships bold handbags, hoodies, and irresistibly soft tees featuring clever quotes and a cast of cute characters. Tees such as Happy Clouds ($19.50) melt the stodgiest hearts with a foggy frontal assault, and the Bacon Makes Everything Better ($21.50) graphic reassures passersby in a way that only pan-fried pork products can. Cut through pretentious vibes with the monocle-adorned Oh, You Fancy Huh? tee ($24.50), or shed light on two adorably star-crossed lovers with the Bad Romance tee ($19.50). In addition to colorful body banners, Loyal Army also offers chic handbags and carryalls, and kiddie clothes that render runts cute enough to stun any under-the-bed or closet monster into cuddly submission.