Like magma and dreams, frozen yogurt is a semisolid—neither solid enough to build a house upon nor liquid enough to feed to a thirsty sparrow. Get a taste of this curious treat with today's Groupon: for $4, you get $8 worth of frozen yogurt at Lucy Yogurt.
Lucy Yogurt treats do-it-yourself desserters to a build-your-own yogurt bar primed with an ever-spinning roulette of tastes and toppings. Tap one or more of the eight daily rotating flavors, such as pink lemonade, dark chocolate, peach, cake batter, or euro tart, capable of pleasing even the Michael Kors-iest of taste buds with their cultured swirls. Once cups swirleth over with frosty sufficiency, top each chosen chill with copious scoops from the topping buffet, which features everything from fresh strawberries, raspberries, and blueberries to more indulgent eats such as marshmallows, cookie dough, malt balls, and sprinkles. After each custom creation has been swirled and studded to suit your taste, pop bowls onto the shop's scale, which doles out prices and relationship advice according to the creation’s weight ($0.42 per ounce).