Since the legalization of pocket watches, hypnotists no longer wander the streets convincing dogs to recite the Magna Carta. Plunge the depths of your mind with today’s Groupon to Lukenosis Hypnotherapy. Choose between the following options:
- For $49, you get a 90-minute group hypnosis session geared toward either quitting smoking or losing weight (a $150 value).
- For $79, you get a hypnosis package (a $300 total value) that includes:
- 90-minute group hypnosis session geared toward quitting smoking (a $150 value)
- 90-minute group hypnosis session geared toward losing weight (a $150 value)<p>
Group sessions are held on Monday and Wednesday nights from 7 p.m. to 8:30 p.m. starting Monday, January 2.
Smoking-cessation specialist Dr. Luke Howard of Lukenosis Hypnotherapy helps patrons ditch cigarettes and desires to overeat in serene group hypnosis sessions. During each controlled, 90-minute assembly, Dr. Luke uses traditional hypnosis techniques and neurolinguistic programming to cajole the subconscious mind into relinquishing its control over cravings and penchant for recurring dreams about household chores. As clients lie down atop mats and bask in a tranquil state, Dr. Luke transfers the pleasure derived from noshing or puffing to a more healthful habit such as exercise, drinking water, or relaxation. Patrons can foxtrot out of their session free from detrimental impulses or the sense of deprivation associated with cold-turkey quitting or welding manhole covers onto mouths. Lukenosis Hypnotherapy grants patrons a lifetime guarantee that includes free backup sessions should they revert to smoking or overeating.