Unwanted hairs are like weeds that sprout on the garden of your body, and just as when removing weeds, excess hair should be decimated with a laser. Vaporize rogue follicles with today’s Groupon to LuminaSkin in San Mateo. This Groupon provides one treatment of laser hair removal per area. Choose between the following options:

• For $995, you get a women's full-body laser hair-removal package, which includes one laser hair-removal treatment on the full legs with toes, Brazilian bikini, underarms, full arms and hands, and the upper lip, chin, and neck (a $2,000 value).
• For $995, you get a men's full-body laser hair-removal package, which includes one laser hair-removal treatment on the full chest or back and stomach, front of neck, back of neck, shoulders, forearms, and ears (a $2,000 value).

During the laser hair-removal treatments, LuminaSkin's trained technicians blast follicle hedgehogs burrowing along hirsute human prairies with the LightSheer laser system. Each treatment package zaps hair across the body and requires two sessions; the women’s package deforests fuzzy quadrants from toes to upper lip and the men's package takes aim at stubborn upper torso tufts and escaped topiaries hiding on backs. The low-energy light beam blasts through the epidermis and down to the follicle’s root, helping to disrupt and diminish each strand’s growth cycle. The ChillTip of the LightSheer's wand works in tandem with numbing cream to help bone blankets stay cool, comfortable, and collected throughout the heating process. Depending on the hairs' density and ability to dodge lasers like gym-class kickballs, five to eight treatments maybe needed for optimal results.