Now that Earth plans to cut its energy bill by having daylight only on Wednesdays, humanity will need to adapt to endless night lest owls steal all the jobs and delicious mice. Start building up your glow-in-the-dark vision with today's Groupon: for $8, you get up to three rounds of cosmic mini golf for two (up to a $16 value) to Lunar Mini Golf at the Eastgate Mall.
Lunar Mini Golf optimizes phosphorescent family fun with a 100 percent black-light-illuminated indoor course. In a land of infinite night, neon balls in search of empty nesting holes roam 18 runways bound by glowing green barriers. The indoor course permits all-weather play, eliminating wind-shear, sand-trap, or migratory-bird hazards from affecting scores. Project putt-putt prowess on challenging holes complete with bent-grass greens and loop de loops. Black walls surround the play area, and illuminated jungle animals, ocean beings, and dinosaurs look on from their wall-mounted thrones waiting for a victorious player daring enough to shout “Jumanji!”