Today's side deal transforms the parched desert of your head into a fertile rainforest of passion fruit and flowering beauty trees. For $20, you get $50 worth of coloring, cutting, styling, and waxing services from Lush Salon, located just outside of Lakeway. This deal does not apply to services provided by master stylists Vanessa Baker, Bobby Baker, or Steven Todd, as they must spend the next six years fasting, meditating, and abstaining from touching hair. Luckily, Lush's staff of primping padawans will happily leap into your hair and style it from the inside out.

Lush's lush array of services gives you the freedom to wax your head, get leg-hair highlights, or cut and style your skin—and any combination of body part and service in between. Eyebrow waxing for Spock-ready skepticism goes for $20, while a women's cut and styling starts at $53. Get blow-dried by a NASA-grade rocket booster for $33 and up, or prepare for that very special armadillo benefit dance with a special-occasion styling (starting at $53). Call ahead to schedule your appointment, and ask about Lush Salon's grand re-opening party on April 17.

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