Like cars, human beings require occasional corrective bodywork, custom finishing, and fresh coats of wax to avoid being towed away and crushed into a cube. Keep your chassis classy with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of waxing services at Luxury Salon and Spa in Vancouver. Today's deal is valid for all waxing services except the Brazilian bikini wax.

Luxury Salon and Spa's friendly aesthetic experts deftly depil hair from both sides of the bodily equator, leaving behind nothing but smooth, sleek skinscapes from head to tail. Nip wiry whisps from the nape of the neck ($20), under arms ($20), and chin ($10) in time to sport this summer's sleeveless, scarf-less swimwear. Or, gain an aerodynamic edge during eating competitions by filing away fuzz from the lip ($10), or sides of the face ($20). Also shooing away strands on the brows ($15) and upper and lower arms ($35 each), Luxury Salon's waxing wizards help restore skin to a youthful state while avoiding the sting of the razor or emotional heartache of a laser specialist who never calls.