What You'll Get
Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Keep up appearances with today's Groupon: for $89, you get four cellulite-removal treatments at Luxury Salon and Spa in Vancouver (a $200 value).
Luxury Salon and Spa renders cellulite-laden skin silky with a series of noninvasive treatments. Over the course of four treatments, a talented aesthetician glides a lipomassage device—which employs a combination of suction, pressure, and motivational speeches to iron out uneven fat cells—over the skin's surface. Skin smoothers then massage the epidermis for 15 minutes, working to leave it soothed and more even. The treatment helps melt away cellulite and firm the skin without the post-op downtime associated with liposuction or sitting on a grill.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 3, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. Must be 18 or older. Service is non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Luxury Salon and Spa
The credentialed staff of aestheticians, stylists, and massage therapists at Luxury Salon and Spa believes that beauty, harmony, and well-being can enhance and enrich guests’ lives. To that end, the staffers have created a diverse list of services designed to promote relaxation and enhance your appearance, including lash extensions, massage, and massaging your eyelashes one by one. Skilled technicians harness the power of lasers to ease or eliminate hair growth, and combine radio frequencies with light suction and massage to tighten the skin and fade cellulite from view. They also rejuvenate and nurture façades through facials, peels, and microdermabrasion treatments. To boot, their mud and salt baths allow patrons to sink back, enjoy the warmth, sip on provided champagne and cider, and snack on fresh fruit.