Keeping teeth clean and white is the first and only step in coping with the fact that your skeleton is slowly escaping from your body through your mouth. Deal with it with today's Groupon to Lyndon Lambeth D.D.S.. Choose one of the following options:

• For $79, you get a take-home teeth-whitening kit with custom trays and four tubes of bleaching solution (a $440 value).
• For $79, you get an exam, cleaning, and full mouth x-rays (a $333 value).
• For $79, you get an exam, full mouth x-rays and cosmetic dentistry consultation (a $230 value). This Groupon includes $1000 toward dental and cosmetic procedures that cost $4000 or more, or 25% off dental and cosmetic procedures that cost $3999 or less.

The dental offices of Lyndon Lambeth D.D.S. specialize in refurbishing mandibles with everyday dental care and cosmetic procedures. Teeth whitening kits purify tarnished enamels with personalized equipment that allows patients to treat their tarnished grins from the comfort of home or sprawling moon base. Once Dr. Lambeth creates custom trays from impressions of their bite line, patients fill them with a bleaching compound and comfortably fit them over the teeth for the recommended amount of time. Exam-and-cleaning patients trust their grins to skillful hands Dr. Lambeth maps out toothy terrain from a full set of digital x-rays to discern oral conditions such as cavities or talking too much smack. The dentist then plots out and assess the effectiveness of more extensive mouth maintenance during consultations on cosmetic procedures. Crowns ($1,178+/tooth) dress up trodden choppers in protective caps, and veneers ($1,099+/tooth) brighten the front sides in porcelain luster to infiltrate illegal tea-set gangs. If needed, the dental office can bill individual's insurance for the teeth cleaning or work done after the cosmetic dentistry consultation.