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What You'll Get
Keeping teeth clean and white is the first and only step in coping with the fact that your skeleton is slowly escaping from your body through your mouth. Deal with it with today's Groupon: for $139, you get a Zoom or sapphire teeth-whitening treatment from Lynette S. Crocker, DDS, PA, in Durham (a $500 value).
Dr. Crocker and her talented staff tend to the dental needs of Durham-area clients with a specialized array of teeth-enhancing services. Sapphire and Zoom whitening customers settle into a seat as Dr. Crocker prepares dull mouth rocks to be refurbished into gleaming jaw diamonds. For about an hour and a half, the arched sets of both upper and lower teeth undergo enlightenment from the device’s patented whitening crystal, which casts a contagious glow while regaling patients with tales of luring 18th-century sailors into the Bermuda Triangle. As the experience draws to a close, customers may see an improvement of several shades, evidenced by a new ability to notice Slim Jims lodged between the front teeth. Call ahead to reserve a whitening appointment.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 9, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. Consultation required, non-candidates will be refunded. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.