What You'll Get
If your eyes are the windows to your soul, your teeth are the white picket fence protecting the soul from oversized bites of taffy and beef jerky. Strengthen your defenses against attacks on the soul with today's Groupon. For $60, you get $336 worth of dental services (including a new patient exam, cleaning, x-rays, and fluoride treatment) from Lynn Monstwil, D.D.S. Having practiced dentistry in central Ohio since 1994, Dr. Monstwil is a trusted hometown dentist who has cleaned out more mouths than Sister Agnes during her stint as a naval nun. An appointment and a printout of your Groupon are necessary to take advantage of her expertise—dental insurance, however, is not required.
Your visit will begin with an in-depth exam to assess your current state of oral affairs. To help expedite the initial consultation, bring in applicable x-rays, a list of medicines you're currently taking, and any pertinent library cards. Dr. Monstwil will take a full set of x-rays to reveal any problems and decay before they turn into larger problems. Once your mouth is cleared for cleansing, a skilled technician will tidy up your teeth with OCD precision. Patients will also receive a tasty fluoride treatment to keep their teeth impervious to imperfections and strong as two yoke of oxen, allowing you to haul a cart if your hands are full. Test out Dr. Monstwil's restoration by stepping into cartoony sunlight and then flashing a grin. The telltale sparkle sound indicates success.
- She puts me at ease and makes it as easy as possible. Staff is very friendly. – Dr. Oogle reviewer
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 5, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may purchase multiple as gifts. New patients only. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.