Today's side deal provides the convenience of mail-order lumberjacks without any of the unsavoriness that comes with trying to order them off Craigslist. For $50, you get two hours of Rent-A-Husband handyman handiwork from M.E. Thompson Construction (a $100 value).
Inviting a Rent-A-Husband over to fix the plumbing is entirely wholesome and wholly helpful. Call upon a fixer-upper to touch up a paint job or transform your nightstand from an IKEA box with an unassembled nightstand in it into an actual nightstand. Rent-A-Husbands can also perform light carpentry, install A/V equipment, hang blinds and curtains, lay down sheet rock, and much more. No matter what household repairs or upgrades you need, your knowledgeable handyman will provide a quick, clear estimate and then execute it with style. Pick up today's timely Groupon if you need help finishing a preexisting project or if you dropkicked a hole through the wall while reading this paragraph to justify buying this Groupon. Call ahead to schedule your handymannery—preferably at a time of day that would shame any unrented husbands currently occupying the couch.
This deal is for labor only—supplies and materials are not included.