What You'll Get
Today's side deal provides the convenience of mail-order lumberjacks without any of the unsavoriness that comes with trying to order them off Craigslist. For $50, you get two hours of Rent-A-Husband handyman handiwork from M.E. Thompson Construction (a $100 value).
Inviting a Rent-A-Husband over to fix the plumbing is entirely wholesome and wholly helpful. Call upon a fixer-upper to touch up a paint job or transform your nightstand from an IKEA box with an unassembled nightstand in it into an actual nightstand. Rent-A-Husbands can also perform light carpentry, install A/V equipment, hang blinds and curtains, lay down sheet rock, and much more. No matter what household repairs or upgrades you need, your knowledgeable handyman will provide a quick, clear estimate and then execute it with style. Pick up today's timely Groupon if you need help finishing a preexisting project or if you dropkicked a hole through the wall while reading this paragraph to justify buying this Groupon. Call ahead to schedule your handymannery—preferably at a time of day that would shame any unrented husbands currently occupying the couch.
This deal is for labor only—supplies and materials are not included.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 10, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Limit 1 per day. Valid toward labor only. Supplies not included. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.