A tortilla makes a handy mouse pad, an acceptable patch for stiff denim jeans, and, if you draw a face on it, an ideal companion on fishing trips. But there are many other uses for it, which is proved by today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of burritos and drinks at Machismo Burrito Bar. This deal is valid at the Philadelphia and Manayunk locations.

Like finding the right college, spouse, or shade of nude pantyhose, the process of building your own burrito can be a difficult one. Machismo Burrito Bar helps create rapturous wrapped creations with a big buffet of scrumptious Southwestern fare. Start by choosing from a selection of flavor-imbued tortilla sheathes, such as jalapeño cheddar, wheat, or spinach, before piling on saffron rice, pinto beans, and any other warm ingredient offered at this smorgasbord of savory stuffings. Burrito architects can then adorn mouthwatering masterpieces with delicious decorum to sate spouting saliva fonts, including green peppers, jack-cheddar cheese, and limes. Machismo also provides Boca crumbles, a sour-cream alternative, and vegan cheese for nondairy noshes. Finally, strengthen swaddled suppers with an array of intense hot sauces to deliciously detonate mouth mines.

Reviews

Yelpers give Machismo Burrito Bar an average of 3.5 stars:

• My favorite burrito. Enough said. – Konstantinos F.
• i love Machismo! Friendly staff/owners, consistently delicious, and they offer healthier options! – Hana H.