What You'll Get
Michelangelo practiced sculpting on human bodies, chiseling at fat, hammering at curves, and shaving off fu manchus. Emulate classical sculpture with today's Groupon: for $49, you get two Electro-Slim body-sculpting sessions at Madame Et Monsieur in Henderson (a $200 value).
The technical consultants at Madame Et Monsieur, a slimming salon, mold bodies with nonphysical full-body workout sessions. Electro-Slim technology helps combat weight gain and cellulite, slimming the body in one-hour increments. In a private booth, clients speak with a skilled technician about their personal weight-loss goals or anxiety caused by an impending coverall-cutoffs season. After clients fill out medical papers and check in on a scale, technicians attach electrode devices to their skin and usher them into luxurious private rooms where electronic personal trainers whip bodies into shape. The one-hour body-slimming sessions are similar in sensation to a deep-tissue massage, sending thousands of electronic messages to the muscles in all the areas that customers feel need work. The signals cause muscles to contract, which rehabilitates muscle fiber, improves blood circulation, and simulates constant texts from a bodybuilder friend. After the first session, the cordial staff at Madame Et Monsieur schedules a second one-hour session for the client. Electro-Slim technology works on all body types and people of all ages, from elderly patients unable to perform physical workouts to those who just really, really love electricity. Electro-Slim technology is not suitable for people who are pregnant, epileptic, or have pacemakers.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 4, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Madame Et Monsieur
Madame et Monsieur's non-invasive, FDA-approved ElectroSlim technology helps clients get buff. Electrodes attached to the target area deliver electronic pulses that stimulate more than 1,000 muscle contractions in a single one-hour session. The soothing procedure feels like a deep-tissue massage, but delivers the muscle-building results of a serious sweat session. ElectroSlim can tone specific areas that normal exercise doesn't reach as well as burning away excess amounts of fat, redefining the client's overall body shape.