What You'll Get
Losing weight requires extreme focus and resolve, which is why all Spartans were forced to shed 5 pounds before every battle. Bolster slimming discipline with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get two Electro-Slim body-sculpting sessions at Madame Et Monsieur, located in A Better You Spa in Portland (up to a $200 value).
Madame Et Monsieur’s Electro-Slim technology helps clients whittle waistlines and smooth cellulite dimpling in simple one-hour sessions. Prior to being escorted to plush treatment rooms, clients commune with skilled technicians to catalog health backgrounds, personal measurements, and binary slang to converse with computerized equipment. Specialists connect electrodes to specific areas of the body that deliver pulsing waves that feel similar to deep massage, contracting muscles on command and rapidly reducing body bulge. The FDA-approved electrical exercise breaks down fatty deposits and stimulates circulation so that blood flow surges through patients’ systems like an express train covered in olive oil. Electro-Slim technology works on people of all shapes and ages, from rehabilitation patients unable to work out to professionals forced to sit in desk chairs throughout the week. Electro-Slim technology is not suitable for people who are pregnant, epileptic, or those who have pacemakers.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 19, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Madame Et Monsieur
Madame et Monsieur's non-invasive, FDA-approved ElectroSlim technology helps clients get buff. Electrodes attached to the target area deliver electronic pulses that stimulate more than 1,000 muscle contractions in a single one-hour session. The soothing procedure feels like a deep-tissue massage, but delivers the muscle-building results of a serious sweat session. ElectroSlim can tone specific areas that normal exercise doesn't reach as well as burning away excess amounts of fat, redefining the client's overall body shape.