Like fresh produce, human bodies go to wrack and ruin when left out on the kitchen counter and get squeezed by a lot of strangers at the supermarket. Soothe scraggy digits and crinkly countenances with today's Groupon for nail bar or facial spa services at Madison Salon & Spa in Woodbury. Choose one of two image-polishing options:

• For $20, you get a mani-pedi (a $45 value).
• For $45, you get a signature spa facial (a $95 value).

Madison Salon & Spa is a full-service pampering palace with sleek fixtures, plush black seats, and warm amber lighting that creates a vivacious vibe for sprucing up finger and toe helmets. During Madison's mani-pedi, one of the spa's friendly technicians leads fingers and toes down the diligent path to dignified digits. Cuticles will be coddled and nails will be shaped before wigglers are whisked to a wonderland of fresh, shiny polish.

To transform your head into its own memorial bust, opt for the Madison signature facial instead. The 55-minute session begins with an intense deep cleaning to clear away the bits of makeup residue, pollutants from water and air, microdirt, and dead skin cells that remain entrenched within the pores of even the most regularly washed face. A hydration treatment prevents any further desertification of your skull-mask, along with the painful cheek cacti that come with it. A refreshing masque finishes by unveiling your true skin—softer, smoother, and 100% free of vulgar graffiti.

Friends don't let friends enter public spaces sporting evident tension, Shatneresque face masks, or unkempt hands and feet. Help the people you care most about return to a state of mental bliss and general kemptness—multiple Groupons can be purchased and given as gifts. Call ahead to schedule your appointment.