Transporting loads of foodstuffs and sugar snacks over pearly cobblestone mouth roads can result in potholes and bridge problems. Maintain your digestive highway with today's Groupon: for $129, you get an oral exam (a $110 value), x-rays (a $150 value), oral cleaning (a $160 value), and a Venus White ultra-whitening treatment (a $375 value) at Madison Smile (a $795 total value). Grouponers also get $1,000 off full Invisalign treatment with this deal.
Madison Smile is a full-service dental practice with a focus on preening and pearl-izing teeth for healthy, knockout smiles. The treatment commences with an exam to inspect for oral cancer and obvious signs of wear and tear. A four-bitewing x-ray canvasses the molars of the mouth, detecting enamel strength, gum health, and tracking devices from over-worried pets. The cleaning scours teeth of tartar, plaque, and grime, leaving teeth squeaky clean and gums blushing like ventriloquist dolls. Dentists then dole out Venus Whitening trays, pre-filled with mint-flavored gel. Trays are made of flexible, thin plastic and can be disposed of after each use. Ambitious teeth can use a new tray each day for up to seven days to achieve smiles bright enough to forgive lost bus fare or driving a golf cart on the interstate.