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March 24, 2012
What You'll Get
Transporting loads of foodstuffs and sugar snacks over pearly cobblestone mouth roads can result in potholes and bridge problems. Maintain your digestive highway with today's Groupon: for $129, you get an oral exam (a $110 value), x-rays (a $150 value), oral cleaning (a $160 value), and a Venus White ultra-whitening treatment (a $375 value) at Madison Smile (a $795 total value). Grouponers also get $1,000 off full Invisalign treatment with this deal.
Madison Smile is a full-service dental practice with a focus on preening and pearl-izing teeth for healthy, knockout smiles. The treatment commences with an exam to inspect for oral cancer and obvious signs of wear and tear. A four-bitewing x-ray canvasses the molars of the mouth, detecting enamel strength, gum health, and tracking devices from over-worried pets. The cleaning scours teeth of tartar, plaque, and grime, leaving teeth squeaky clean and gums blushing like ventriloquist dolls. Dentists then dole out Venus Whitening trays, pre-filled with mint-flavored gel. Trays are made of flexible, thin plastic and can be disposed of after each use. Ambitious teeth can use a new tray each day for up to seven days to achieve smiles bright enough to forgive lost bus fare or driving a golf cart on the interstate.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 16, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.